Braking News: A mysterious sign has shown up in the Manscill yard. It reads, "Here lies the last dog that popped in my yard."
Rather than call out the Lindon City animal control, which does not exist, a less threatening measure has been taken to deter neighborhood dogs from depositing their previous doggy meal on my picture perfect lawn. And you thought that dogs couldn't read.
Believe it or not I, Craig\Gramps Manscill, have been accused of disorderly conduct, posting the sign, by his said wife, Mrs. Jana perfect Manscill. I plead the fifth amendment, Aaron is this within my rights?
3 comments:
Dad, that is hilarious!! I think Mom is right though. I'm sure Copper had her share of "last meals eaten" on your neighbor's lawns. The yard does look nice! If only the girls were there to enjoy it. Soon, soon I say!
That had me laughing out loud! I loved it! How dare any dog deficate on such a beautiful yard!
Hey we have been missing our dog. He had just had a big meal. We were wondering if you had seen him down your way. Let us know..thanks!!
Curt and Darla
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